A (Sort Of) New Chapter from UNTAMED…

So, recently my friend and awesome author, S.E. Anderson, put the entire text for my debut novel, Untamed, through a predictive text generator from jbrew–or as she called it “The MDyer3000”–and the resulting chapter is a pretty hilarious read!

I especially love that this chapter has a subtitle–“Men and Stamina”–when none of my actual chapters are subtitled!

The new chapter:

 



My favourite lines include gems such as “He withdraws his words, slurring in my face, radiating a roadkill carcass redness” and “You did, Rahn! The dusty ground and everyone one of your new dead is struggling! The traitors!” These lines do–kind of–make sense.

And the ‘praise’ at the end just kind of makes it! “Book kept me help leaving your chrysalis” — I’m not even sure what that actually means!

Of course, I recommend you read the actual book! You can find it on Amazon and other retailers.

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